Probability of second Trump presidency drops sharply as McDonald's announces quadruple-patty double Big Mac

Behold the Double Big Mac, available from a McDonald’s near you and only until the deep state’s objective is met. The post-Supersize Me era of restraint is over: plug those arteries!

The Double Big Mac, according to the McDonald’s mobile app, has 780 calories with 48 grams of fat—and that, of course, doesn’t include the half-gallon of coke you’ll wash it down with or the fries. — Read the rest

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