When to take a bathroom break during Jurassic World Rebirth

Jurassic World Rebirth is the seventh film in the beloved dino-franchise, and with the movie clocking in at a lengthy 133 minutes, here’s when’s best to hit the bathroom if you’re busting.
The new Jurassic World movie is called Rebirth, but in spite of that title, it’s written by Jurassic Park scribe David Koepp, and features multiple callbacks to the first film in the franchise.
But the cast is all-new, with Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, and Rupert Friend starring as a rag-tag band of mercenaries, scientists, and suits doing battle with genetically engineered dinosaurs and hybrid beasts.
We called it “a fun ride that combines action and adventure like the best of its predecessors,” in our Jurassic World Rebirth review, while below you’d find details of the best time to go for a pee during those 2 hours and 13 minutes. Meaning SPOILERS ahead…
Head to the bathroom one hour into Jurassic World Rebirth
To get the full Jurassic World Rebirth experience, you should sit in your seat for the duration. But sometimes nature calls, and if that happens to you, we reckon going to the loo at around the 58 minute mark is your best bet, as that’s when the film takes something of a breather.
Following a couple of spectacular action set-pieces, the heroes and villains arrive on an island that’s filled with monstrous dinosaurs. They quickly head inland, and when team leader Duncan Kincaid (Mahershala Ali) suggests that everyone tries not to die, that’s your cue to hit the loo.
What follows is an awkward exchange between a family also stranded on said island, with dad Ruben talking to his daughter’s boyfriend Xavier, who claims he’s got weed to calm their nerves.
Dad isn’t all that impressed with this offer, daughter Teresa claims Xavier is joking, and they move on by deciding to follow a giant pipe across the island. Meaning there isn’t much of note in the scene.

The film then cuts back to the mercenaries wading through a river, where Zora question Klebs about exactly what happened when Teresa fell off their ship. He offers a none-too-convincing answer, which means she still has questions.
Ahead of them on the river, Duncan tells Loomis that he doesn’t intend to die in this jungle, while Loomis responds by claiming that intelligence is overrated. The paleontologist also reveals that he studied under Dr. Alan Grant, and debates who currently rules the earth.
Those twin scenes should give you a solid five minutes for that comfort break, and you’ll be back in time to see a little girl find a little dinosaur, and Krebs make a more potentially dangerous discovery.
Head here for more great movies out this month, or here to find out which Jurassic movie made it onto our list of bad movies that made over $1 billion.
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