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Musk's Social Security plan is "profoundly stupid and will definitely fail" says expert
Elon Musk thinks he can modernize Social Security’s 60-million-line COBOL codebase in just a few months. What could possibly go…
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Musk's DOGE squad has "God Mode" access to federal systems, reports The Atlantic
President Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has acquired “God mode” access to federal systems. According to reporting from The…
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We're all gonna die: Adults scramble to rehire nuke experts after Musk's efficiency bros' mass firing
DOGE has wasted taxpayer dollars firing dozens of nuclear security experts at the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), the agency…
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Musk's DOGE boy reportedly screams at senior staffers trying to protect personal data: "Idiots!"
Elon Musk’s inexperienced boys doing DOGE’s dirty work are not just demanding access to highly restricted information on millions of…
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Musk's "neutral" Twitter runs page-wide Trump ads
Remember when Elon Musk bought Twitter and pledged to make it the neutral town square where anybody was welcome, regardless…
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