LAPTOP

Rather than fly on a DHS flight, Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself


Secretary of Homeland Security and noted puppy slayer Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself rather than fly the unfriendly skies.

“I was talking to some marshals… They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself and they had to get him off and get him medical attention," said DHS chief Kristi Noem.

— Read the rest

The post Rather than fly on a DHS flight, Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself appeared first on Boing Boing.


Source link

Related Articles

Back to top button